j2_crack | Kettle of Trouble - j2_crack Halloween Comment Meme 2016

It's that time of year folks! Scaring Time!

And what better way to celebrate the hordes of ghouls, goblins and witches about to descend on us than with a

j2_crack Halloween Meme! So, join the party, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the Kettle of Trouble.

Please note: we support J2 as well as any J with another character. Please put your pairings in the title box.

The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

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FILLS
Fic Fills:
Booty Call Jared/Jensen (Prompt - booty shorts) by

sinfulslasher
We Could Be Heroes Jared/Jensen (Prompt - Jensen clones himself) by

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Undercover dragon (Art file for Prompt - Undercover dragon) by

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LOL! Poor boys!

Was her name Felicia?? O.o LOL

Being a merman on land wasn't exactly easy, but it was something Jensen had always wanted. He had always looked up through the watery depths to the wavery lights from the cities on the shore and yearned to join all the humans living there. Now thanks to a spell from a somewhat sketchy sorcerer, Jensen can morph into a human. There's just a bit of a catch...

Jared was a struggling not for profit lawyer, and he was excellent at his job. He also happened to be a dragon. No, not the huge, size of a barn kind, well he could be that big if he willed it, but he could also take the form of a more human sized dragon if he wanted, which was what made Halloween one of his most favourite times of the year.
His only real 'tell' when he was in human form, was sometimes when he got laughing or got really uncomfortable he started to give off pink and purple sparkly smoke out his nose.
For more years than he can remember he'd been doing quite well in his undercover life, if a little lonely, but just weeks before Halloween a new guy moves into the apartment down the hall and all of Jared's well-meaning plans go out the window.

Riiiiiight?! I mean write!

Can I draaaawwwww? ;)

Gahd, yes! Draw away, honey

Hee! If it's crack you want...

This needs to be written.

Jensen/Jared - coordinating costumes
For the last few years Jared and Jensen have attended their friend Felicia's Halloween party. Each time Jared tries to convince Jensen to wear coordinating costumes, but Jensen can hardly be persuaded to wear a costume at all and usually defaults to his lame ghost-made-from-a-sheet. This year, Jared is bound and determined to make it happen.

Edited 2016-09-12 03:28 (UTC)

Uhm, hey! If this is what you want to go with when you're writing this for me *shrugs* I'm open for it! lololol :P mwaha!

Filming on Halloween night means even more pranks on set than usual. As a result of a seemingly harmless prank the Bunker set is accidentally cursed to become real, and the boys (and whoever else you fancy) are trapped inside. They don't realise their predicament until they try to leave for the evening...

...and the first thing that popped into my mind was, "Dude, we have a dungeon!"

:D

OMG THIS IS ADORABLE!!! *wants*

This year Jensen decided to dress up as Tarzan. It was all in good fun until he get home and realized that his entire body had changed. His muscles must have all tripled in size and somehow he put on a few extra inches. Suddenly being a bodybuilder is reasonably freaking Jensen out and Jared totally gets that, honestly he does. HOWEVER he is really, really intrigued by the idea of being the little spoon for once in his life and to be honest Jensen looks damn hot like this.

Edited 2016-09-14 00:06 (UTC)

and this time it would be Jared saying it... :D

We support J2 prompts as well as prompts with one J and any other character of choice.

Edited 2016-09-12 21:45 (UTC)

With it being an Olympic year and all that, Jared persuades Jensen they should both wear skin-tight lycra running suits to the Halloween party on set. Jared hadn't thought this through, how stunning Jensen's butt is in lycra, let alone his impressive lunch-box...There are consequences. All kinds of consequences...

Edited 2016-09-12 18:10 (UTC)

Jared may spend his days working at a comic book store but he also was a fifth level magic user (at least in his Dungeons and Dragon's game play). He didn't mean to get into a fight with the customer who brought in an X Men number 1, comic book, but this guys interpretation of mint condition and Jared's were two completely different things. So if a little curse he'd always liked the sound of that he'd got off of one of his D and D cards happened to get whispered under his breath when he was dealing with the guy how was Jared to know it was a real? Now he just had to deal with the consequences...

Edited 2016-09-12 19:19 (UTC)

Halloween party in the bunker. Jensen can't be bothered to go shopping for the right costume, so he snags the booty shorts from the Baby episode, pulls a tight wife beater over his head and pushes some sunglasses onto his nose.

Jared hates Jensen because now that Jensen is running around in those booty shorts he has to try to hide his boner all evening. At one point he snaps and drags Jensen to the garage where he wants to fuck Jensen on the hood of the car.

Problem is 'Dean' loves that car and he gave her a good waxing. She is slippery as fuck and they keep sliding off. They finall move it to the backseat.

Halloween party. Jensen hates the last minute costume Chris chose for him. Stupid glittery wings on his back. He's grumpy and he gets even grumpier when drunk.

Jared loves Halloween and he went all out with his costume. He talks a lot and he babbles even more when drunk.

Somehow these two keep crossing ways the whole evening.

Edited 2016-09-12 21:19 (UTC)

LOL! You are so awesomely bad!

Human Jensen gets kidnapped, and finds himself sitting on a stage, tied up, while down there on the dancing floor monsters (vampires, werewolves, ghouls and whatnot) have their own Halloween party. It seems that they also have a winning contest for the best costume design. The prize? Jensen.

(If you rather want to keep it a secret who wins, feel free to swap Jared with Jeff or someone else.)

Jensen is new to town. His classmates (or workmates or new best friends) dare him to spend the night on Halloween in a graveyard. What no one knows...Jared kinda lives in the graveyard.

Jensen is directing an episode that's shooting on Halloween. He thought it would lighten the mood a little if he came in dressed as an old-timey director, complete with antique megaphone. What he didn't initially realize was that the megaphone is enchanted. Any directions given through it MUST be followed. Let's just say… things go off script.

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