Kettle of Trouble - j2_crack Halloween Comment Meme 2016

[meus_venator]

It's that time of year folks! Scaring Time!

And what better way to celebrate the hordes of ghouls, goblins and witches about to descend on us than with a j2_crack Halloween Meme! So, join the party, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the Kettle of Trouble.

Please note: we support J2 as well as any J with another character. Please put your pairings in the title box.

The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, but it would be preferred if you post both HERE and on your own journal. If it is a long fic. Do a j2_crack posting and link to it.
It just makes the meme page more exciting. But crack anywhere, anytime is fine.

4) And have fun doing it! It is j2_crack after all

5) Tell all your friends! And family or not

6) And spread the love. If needed we can provide a spell.

Anonymous commenting is on, but will go through moderation, IP logging is off. And PM me if I've messed anything up!
A list of fills will be assembled as they happen.

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Now Get cracking and post some boo-licious prompts!


FILLS
Fic Fills:
Booty Call Jared/Jensen (Prompt - booty shorts) by sinfulslasher
We Could Be Heroes Jared/Jensen (Prompt - Jensen clones himself) by fanboi214

Art Fills:
Undercover dragon (Art file for Prompt - Undercover dragon) by amberdreams

Comments

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's all happening. This is one of my favourite memes. *excited*

[meus_venator]

Yes, when it rains it storms around here!
Hope you see a prompt that inspires!

Jared/Jensen - Vamp!fic

[meus_venator]

Jared had been complaining for months about how secretive Jensen was. Heck, Jared didn't even know what Jensen did for a living, just some mumbo jumbo about being a finance officer for a foreign exchange that required him to work nights. Jensen's friends remained a mystery as well. It wasn't that Jensen was unlikeable, well... maybe a bit grumpy when he first woke up, but Jared had just never seen him with anyone other than himself.
So when Jensen suggested that he and Jared go to a party his friends were throwing on Halloween Night, Jared was all in.

Re: Jared/Jensen - Vamp!fic

[quickreaver.livejournal.com]

Ur mah gurrrrd, I love this.

Sam/Dean - Haunted car

[meus_venator]

It's not like they could both come out and say it, but every year...every Halloween, Baby started acting a little funny. That funny extended to Sam and Dean as well and although the boys were exactly protesting....they were a little excited about what Baby had in store for them this year.
Trick or Treat?

Re: Sam/Dean - Haunted car

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Sam/Dean? Are you extending for the meme?

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Werepires exist. When one comes after the show for its 'racist' episode most of the cast and crew are terrified. Jensen is insufferable because dean knew they existed.

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Mocumentary!verse Halloween costume party.

[ilikecrystals.livejournal.com]

Does it have to be in response to a prompt or can I just write something Cracky? I've had an idea for a story for months now and no home for it. This would be perfect.

[meus_venator]

I think in the spirit of the meme it would be better to post the prompt and then fill it. There's no rule against filling your own prompt and it might even inspire multiple fills. That should work. : )

Jared/Jensen Baby gets revenge on Halloween

[meus_venator]

Since I mistakenly posted a Sam/Dean prompt I thought I'd even things out and have a J2 prompt.

It's Halloween and it's been a while since show has had a Halloween episode, so this year Baby decides to take matters into its own hands and have Jared and Jensen experience a Halloween they'll never forget complete with leather...

Jared/Jensen - More than a costume

[meus_venator]

With his flight home cancelled Jensen was stuck in Vancouver on Halloween and decided to go to the Halloween Party Jared was throwing. Because it was so last minute he snagged his knight costume from the 'Larping' episode and headed over. But funny things started to happen when he changed into his costume at Jared's. Including Jared suddenly being dressed as a damsel in distress.

Re: Jared/Jensen - More than a costume

[sylsdarkplace]

I'm picturing Jared in a long blonde wig and a skirt that's miles long LOL

[sylsdarkplace]

Dr. Jensen Frankenstein is building the perfect man.

(I can think of lots of ways this could go -- they're all called Jared -- so I'll just leave it at that and let you all take if from here.)

[quickreaver.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOooooooooohhh...

YES.

Clone!Jensen

[sinfulslasher]

It's all a bit much - work, personal life, cons, other obligations, and now the damn "company" Halloween party (he loves his SPN cast crew, he really does, but is a night off too much to ask?) - so Jensen half-jokingly wishes for a clone or two.

Maybe he shouldn't have muttered his wish within earshot of an actual witch/a cursed object/whatever else the props department used to decorate the party.

Either way, when Jared wakes up the next morning, it's to more than one pair of hands roaming his naked body...

Re: Clone!Jensen

[meus_venator]

Oh, someone please fill!!!! DOUBLEMINTS!!!!!!! LOL

Jared/Jensen - Jensen gets an egg

[meus_venator]

Jensen had always been very secretive about his past, but was finally in a good place with wonderful friends and a job he liked at the music store. After a night of drunken revelry at Chris annual Halloween party, Jensen wakes up to find himself sprawled across a giant sparkly egg. He doesn't remember where he got it, or how he could have possibly gotten it here, but then it starts to tremble and crack.

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Jared has, of course, been playing Pokemon Go. In fact, he's completely addicted and at times really annoying. Jensen tells him that one of these days he's going to be punished for catching those innocent creatures and making them battle to exhaustion, when they were happy in their native terrain, and Jared laughs at him.

One of the crew (witch, sorcerer or possibly Pikachu!) overhears and decides to make it so...

[meus_venator]

Bwahaha, excellent!

Jared/Jensen Hypnotized

[fanboi214.livejournal.com]

There's a R-rated Hypnotist at this years annual CW Halloween party. Jensen does not believe in hypnotism, but Jared REALLY wants them to volunteer so Jensen allows himself to drug up on stage. That's the last thing either of them remember, but now Jared is literally incapable of keeping a shirt on and Jensen begins to dance uncontrollably whenever the DJ puts Britney Spears on. Turns out that those are the mildest of the effects the hypnotist had on the boys lives...

(Feel free to add as many or few other hypnotized CW actors as you'd like.)

Re: Jared/Jensen Hypnotized

[meus_venator]

LOL! Poor boys!

Jared/Jensen - cursed tattoos

[somer.livejournal.com]

They got matching tattoos before they even met on Supernatural. Matching tattoos from the same woman, made in the same tattoo shop, made on Halloween, only a few hours apart from each other. The first Halloween they celebrate together the tattoos recognize their other half and Jared and Jensen act out on it.

Re: Jared/Jensen - cursed tattoos

[meus_venator]

Was her name Felicia?? O.o LOL

Jared/Jensen - merman J

[meus_venator]

Being a merman on land wasn't exactly easy, but it was something Jensen had always wanted. He had always looked up through the watery depths to the wavery lights from the cities on the shore and yearned to join all the humans living there. Now thanks to a spell from a somewhat sketchy sorcerer, Jensen can morph into a human. There's just a bit of a catch...

Jensen/Jared - undercover dragon

[meus_venator]

Jared was a struggling not for profit lawyer, and he was excellent at his job. He also happened to be a dragon. No, not the huge, size of a barn kind, well he could be that big if he willed it, but he could also take the form of a more human sized dragon if he wanted, which was what made Halloween one of his most favourite times of the year.
His only real 'tell' when he was in human form, was sometimes when he got laughing or got really uncomfortable he started to give off pink and purple sparkly smoke out his nose.
For more years than he can remember he'd been doing quite well in his undercover life, if a little lonely, but just weeks before Halloween a new guy moves into the apartment down the hall and all of Jared's well-meaning plans go out the window.

Re: Jensen/Jared - undercover dragon

[sinfulslasher]

OMG THIS IS ADORABLE!!! *wants*

[matchboximpala.livejournal.com]

Jensen/Jared - coordinating costumes
For the last few years Jared and Jensen have attended their friend Felicia's Halloween party. Each time Jared tries to convince Jensen to wear coordinating costumes, but Jensen can hardly be persuaded to wear a costume at all and usually defaults to his lame ghost-made-from-a-sheet. This year, Jared is bound and determined to make it happen.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Filming on Halloween night means even more pranks on set than usual. As a result of a seemingly harmless prank the Bunker set is accidentally cursed to become real, and the boys (and whoever else you fancy) are trapped inside. They don't realise their predicament until they try to leave for the evening...

[sinfulslasher]

...and the first thing that popped into my mind was, "Dude, we have a dungeon!"

:D

Jensen/Jared Muscle Growth

[fanboi214.livejournal.com]

This year Jensen decided to dress up as Tarzan. It was all in good fun until he get home and realized that his entire body had changed. His muscles must have all tripled in size and somehow he put on a few extra inches. Suddenly being a bodybuilder is reasonably freaking Jensen out and Jared totally gets that, honestly he does. HOWEVER he is really, really intrigued by the idea of being the little spoon for once in his life and to be honest Jensen looks damn hot like this.

MOD NOTE: PLEASE PUT YOUR PAIRINGS AND BRIEF DESCRIPTION IN THE TITLE

[meus_venator]

We support J2 prompts as well as prompts with one J and any other character of choice.

J2

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

With it being an Olympic year and all that, Jared persuades Jensen they should both wear skin-tight lycra running suits to the Halloween party on set. Jared hadn't thought this through, how stunning Jensen's butt is in lycra, let alone his impressive lunch-box...There are consequences. All kinds of consequences...

Jared/Jensen - curse gone wrong

[meus_venator]

Jared may spend his days working at a comic book store but he also was a fifth level magic user (at least in his Dungeons and Dragon's game play). He didn't mean to get into a fight with the customer who brought in an X Men number 1, comic book, but this guys interpretation of mint condition and Jared's were two completely different things. So if a little curse he'd always liked the sound of that he'd got off of one of his D and D cards happened to get whispered under his breath when he was dealing with the guy how was Jared to know it was a real? Now he just had to deal with the consequences...

Jared/Jensen - booty shorts

[somer.livejournal.com]

Halloween party in the bunker. Jensen can't be bothered to go shopping for the right costume, so he snags the booty shorts from the Baby episode, pulls a tight wife beater over his head and pushes some sunglasses onto his nose.

Jared hates Jensen because now that Jensen is running around in those booty shorts he has to try to hide his boner all evening. At one point he snaps and drags Jensen to the garage where he wants to fuck Jensen on the hood of the car.

Problem is 'Dean' loves that car and he gave her a good waxing. She is slippery as fuck and they keep sliding off. They finall move it to the backseat.

Re: Jared/Jensen - booty shorts

[meus_venator]

LOL! You are so awesomely bad!

Jared/Jensen

[somer.livejournal.com]

Halloween party. Jensen hates the last minute costume Chris chose for him. Stupid glittery wings on his back. He's grumpy and he gets even grumpier when drunk.

Jared loves Halloween and he went all out with his costume. He talks a lot and he babbles even more when drunk.

Somehow these two keep crossing ways the whole evening.

Jared/Jensen - kidnapped Jensen

[somer.livejournal.com]

Human Jensen gets kidnapped, and finds himself sitting on a stage, tied up, while down there on the dancing floor monsters (vampires, werewolves, ghouls and whatnot) have their own Halloween party. It seems that they also have a winning contest for the best costume design. The prize? Jensen.

(If you rather want to keep it a secret who wins, feel free to swap Jared with Jeff or someone else.)