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ART: You're not too spiky, you're perfect! (J2,PG-13, extremely AU :))
title: You're not too spiky, you're perfect!
pairing: J2
rating: PG-13 for very light... armadillo!dirty talk... sexual innuendo... whatever :) The pic is entirely SFW :)
warnings: dunno. porcupine!Jensen and armadillo!Jared need a warning?
summary: Jensen's life as a porcupine has been hard. It is quite possible that he will die as a virgin, because really, who would want to have sex with someone whose back is full of long, dangerous spikes? But one day he meets Jared, who doesn't seem to care about his quills, and loves him just the way he is.
see cute J2 at my JOURNAL
pairing: J2
rating: PG-13 for very light... armadillo!dirty talk... sexual innuendo... whatever :) The pic is entirely SFW :)
warnings: dunno. porcupine!Jensen and armadillo!Jared need a warning?
summary: Jensen's life as a porcupine has been hard. It is quite possible that he will die as a virgin, because really, who would want to have sex with someone whose back is full of long, dangerous spikes? But one day he meets Jared, who doesn't seem to care about his quills, and loves him just the way he is.
see cute J2 at my JOURNAL
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ART: Mating Instinct (J2, R-ish crack)
Title: Mating Instinct
Pairing: J2
Rating: R. ish. I think.
Warnings/kinks: crack, were!Jared, animal traits,... dub-con leg humping?
Summary: Jensen smells like mate. Jared's instincts take over. Jensen is not amused. (illustrated as a cartoon)
silly cartoon AT MY JOURNAL
Pairing: J2
Rating: R. ish. I think.
Warnings/kinks: crack, were!Jared, animal traits,... dub-con leg humping?
Summary: Jensen smells like mate. Jared's instincts take over. Jensen is not amused. (illustrated as a cartoon)
silly cartoon AT MY JOURNAL
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ART: Penguin Fisting (J2, NC-17 - except if you look at it in a non-pervy way-, crack)
Title: Penguin Fisting
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17 for pervs, G for normal people :P
Summary: not much to tell...
alezig wants fisting,
alezig gets fisting. Except how fisting scares me, so I turned it into crack :)
Warnings: I promise it is NOT what it sounds like... so you hopefully won't end up traumatized :D
art at my journal HERE
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17 for pervs, G for normal people :P
Summary: not much to tell...
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Warnings: I promise it is NOT what it sounds like... so you hopefully won't end up traumatized :D
art at my journal HERE
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The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World (Fic + Art)
Title: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
Author:
ashtraythief
Artist:
kjanddean
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 11,000
Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up
Warnings/Kinks: Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets
Notes: Written for
linvro21’s prompt on
j2_prompts, because today is her birthday and the awesomeness of her existence needs to be celebrated.
Huge thanks to
keep_waking_up for the stellar beta work, and to the general population of the kitteh gang for plotting help :)
Fic can be found here.
kjanddean’s amazing art is here. It is NSFW, obviously, and also a tad spoilery in nature.
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Pairing: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 11,000
Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up
Warnings/Kinks: Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets
Notes: Written for
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Huge thanks to
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Fic can be found here.
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ART: Little pig, little pig, let me in! (J2, R...ish?)
title: Little pig, little pig, let me in!
pairing: J2
rating: depends on how dirty your mind is. Mine is, so if you catch everything that is implied, then it is at least R XD
summary: 3 little pigs J2 style, alternative ending
warnings: crack, just a quick sketch, lilpig!jensen + wolf Jared, it issomewhat porny if you squint hard enough it is porny because Jared is trying to rim Jensen. But he looks adorable while doing it.
notes: because
alezig and
debauchedsock played along with my idiotic ideas so now I have to show them.
see at my journal
pairing: J2
rating: depends on how dirty your mind is. Mine is, so if you catch everything that is implied, then it is at least R XD
summary: 3 little pigs J2 style, alternative ending
warnings: crack, just a quick sketch, lilpig!jensen + wolf Jared, it is
notes: because
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ART for Remember That One Time We Were Locked In a Trunk (NSFW)
Hi!
I'm hope it fits the criteria on its own (or if not, then it's still okay, if the fic that inspired it really-really does:) ) I made art for
ashtraythief's awesome crack!fic which she posted here before. The pic is a bit spoilery, so if you haven't read it yet, then do that first!
the fic is here:
Remember That One Time We Were Locked In a Trunk
and the drawing (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!):
click here to see art
I'm hope it fits the criteria on its own (or if not, then it's still okay, if the fic that inspired it really-really does:) ) I made art for
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the fic is here:
Remember That One Time We Were Locked In a Trunk
and the drawing (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!):
click here to see art
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