When The Cat's Away

Title: When The Cat's Away
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Rating: R/Mature WARNING: This story contains NON-CON, Anal Sex, Barbs and Rimming so if you don't like, don't read. Oh yeah, and way too much silly and schmoop and ridiculousness. Totally don't know anything about cloning and made up the whole process. Hope you like :)  Don't know whose incredible manip this is but please help me credit if you know who created.

"Just get your shit and get the hell out of here." Jensen stalks out of the room


Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman

Title: Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Icon by LightTheSparks, I think
Summary: Fill for 'Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme' prompt by meus-venator : Jensen hated making deliveries out to Old man Morgan's house....although technically he'd never met Old man Morgan... he'd always had to leave the pizza out on the front porch and collect his money from the envelope left there for him. No, it wasn't old man Morgan he was worried about, it was the creepy drive through the woods.

Especially on Halloween, especially when you lived in Sleepy Hollow and where rumours of the headless horseman still persisted.

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A/N and Warnings: So this is by FAR the strangest darn story I've ever written. It's ridiculous and absurd but it's just meant for fun so let your imagination work with me here, okay? It's damn hard writing Headless Horseman sex! I also didn't fill the prompt exactly - it's Jared and Jensen AU instead of Jensen and Jeff but I kept to the rest of it pretty well. This is also late because Halloween is officially over but here it is and I hope you enjoy it.

This story contains SLASH so if you don't like, don't read. As usual, please point out any errors or crap writing so I can fix. I love constructive criticism and reviews so bring 'em!


The call had come in late, after dark, the order handed to him and there was nothing for it but to deliver the damn thing.

FIC: Papa's magical ashes

Notes:  1. I have never written anything like this before. (This jumped in my head reading some of the wonderful Crack here http://j2-crack.livejournal.com/ .)
           2. This is a wish gone wrong but I didn't write from a prompt so I am not including it in any category.

Title: Papa's Magical Ashes.
Author: Itsmecoon Beta: Trumansshell- thank you
Main Characters/Parings Jared/Jensen
Word Count: 2825

Rating: NC-17
Warning: Mentions the thought of spanking.
Summary: Jared's Papa passes away and has given Jared special instructions on how to get one wish granted using his ashes.

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