Fic: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)

Title: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)
Author: keep_waking_up
Beta: deceptivemirror
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3825
Warnings: uber crack, creature!Jensen, comeplay, wings
A/N: This is an extremely belated birthday present for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief (and also doubles as my [livejournal.com profile] smpc).  Hopefully you enjoy the cracky goodness!
Summary: In which Jared’s king sends him out to a woo a maiden for him and the maiden turns out not to be a maiden.


My Heart's in the Highlands

Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1.2k
Warnings: 110% Crack, Bull!Jensen, cursedfairy!Jared

Summary: Jensen tries to lay down on a hill, when he hears a voice talking to him from the ground.

A/N: This is so much crack, just written as a comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] alexisjane, who then really wanted me to post it. *shrugs* Title from Robert Burns. Inspired by this pictureearth-cow.

The cool breeze coming off the North Sea has put Jensen in a frisky mood this morning.

J2 | Do You Like Piña Coladas?

Title: Do You Like Piña Coladas?
Rating: R
Current fic word count: 10,700
Warnings: mentions of gross living conditions and meals (i.e. eating animals and other ogre-related details), slight violence related to dragons
Summary for artist: Life as an ogre ain't grand, but Jensen has carved out his own little corner of the forest. When he's served with an eviction notice, he sets off to fight it, but doesn't expect to encounter a rather annoying donkey who becomes quickly attached to him. And definitely not to become a wee bit attached in return. AKA: a semi-cracky reimagining of Shrek and Donkey
Notes: Written for 2013-14 [livejournal.com profile] dragonbigbang.

FIC: The Midnight Hour (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

Title: The Midnight Hour
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2818
Warnings: Fairy!Jensen, prostitution, wing kink

Summary: Jared has to admit that Chad is right when he sees the guy with the gossamer wings.
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O.o

So many things to say about this, so little time...
I have no idea where I would start! SOMEBODY USE THIS AS A PROMPT PLEASE!!!




or this

The Haunted Masquerade Part 2/?

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared

Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty. The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

Start from Part 1

The Haunted Masquerade Part 2 )

The Haunted Masquerade Part 1/?

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating:
Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

The Haunted Masquerade Part 1 )

GIF REC



So, I came across this cracky silliness, And it looks like something people here could enjoy. Made me smile. I can't really rec it cause I don't know what to say, but baby Jensen chicks and Fay Wray Misha to Jared's King Kong... crack... bunnies... yay?
Check it out, if you have ten seconds.

Squeak! (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)

Title: Squeak! (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)
Word Count: ~85
Pairing/Character: two minions
Rating: PG
Genre: AU duh!
Summary: “Squeak squeak SQUEAK squeak'y.”
Note 1: Commentfic for [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief who prompted me: "The POV of a minion!!!!"
Note 2: This drabble is part of the Supervillain!Verse.

Read at my journal...
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ART for "In the Land Before Time"

The talented insane talented [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief wrote the supremely cracky In The Land Before Time, which had my brain simultaneously going "WTF?" and "ooh, gotta draw this!"

So I did.  :)

Clicky for art (alas, totally SFW.)
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