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Fic: Holding His Own
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Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k
Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)
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The Jared, J2, NC-17

Title: The Jared
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Genre: SPN RPS
Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: inanimate object!Jared, dildo!Jared
Length: 9,700 words
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Prompt: Jared is a bad boy prince. Love 'em and leave 'em. Loves to deflower all the pretty princesses. Well turns out, one of them was under the protection of a powerful witch and she punishes Jared by turning him into something far more useful than a philandering prince.
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The Haunted Masquerade Part 2/?
Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).
A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user tipsy_kitty. The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!
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The Haunted Masquerade Part 1/?
Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).
A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user tipsy_kitty The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!
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Tex Padalecki and the Vase of Nubia (1/1) (PG, J2 AU)
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Rating: PG
Word count: 1,806
Summary: Timestamp to "Tex Padalecki and the Statuette of Doom." Jensen has come into contact with another artifact that has an unusual effect on him. Instead of binding him to his greatest rival, though, it has a slightly more…feline effect.
A/N: I'm sorry that I wasn't able to put something together in time for the opening week of this comm, but this little piece for
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Raining Cats and Gods (J2, AU) 2/2
Title: Raining Cats and Gods (Part 2 of 2)
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Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Danneel, Chad Michael Murray
Genre: au
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: explicit sexual content, cross-species sex, cussing, Chad, flawed mythology and biology,
Length: ~10.3K over 2 parts
Beta: Thank you to
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Summary:The one where Jared is a rain god, Jensen is a virgin, and everything is Chad's fault. Written for
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Raining Cats and Gods (J2, AU) 1/2
Author:
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Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Danneel, Chad Michael Murray
Genre: au
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: explicit sexual content, cross-species sex, cussing, Chad, flawed mythology and biology,
Length: ~10.3K over 2 parts
Beta: Thank you to
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Summary:The one where Jared is a rain god, Jensen is a virgin, and everything is Chad's fault. Written for
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