[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)
Author: keep_waking_up
Beta: deceptivemirror
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3825
Warnings: uber crack, creature!Jensen, comeplay, wings
A/N: This is an extremely belated birthday present for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief (and also doubles as my [livejournal.com profile] smpc).  Hopefully you enjoy the cracky goodness!
Summary: In which Jared’s king sends him out to a woo a maiden for him and the maiden turns out not to be a maiden.


[identity profile] ferrous-wheeler.livejournal.com




Title: I Dream of Jensen
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] queeberquabbler
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: J2
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, really :)
Wordcount: 40k+
Summary: Jared ekes out a living as a lowly PA for the prop department of a successful show, but he wishes for the chance to become so much more. As fate would have it, his wish is about to be granted.

Reccer's notes: Such a good story by a wonderful author! A little mystery, a villain, a wrong that needs to be made right, and, of course, a heapin' helpin' of magic - what's not to like!
[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com
Title: Do You Like Piña Coladas?
Rating: R
Current fic word count: 10,700
Warnings: mentions of gross living conditions and meals (i.e. eating animals and other ogre-related details), slight violence related to dragons
Summary for artist: Life as an ogre ain't grand, but Jensen has carved out his own little corner of the forest. When he's served with an eviction notice, he sets off to fight it, but doesn't expect to encounter a rather annoying donkey who becomes quickly attached to him. And definitely not to become a wee bit attached in return. AKA: a semi-cracky reimagining of Shrek and Donkey
Notes: Written for 2013-14 [livejournal.com profile] dragonbigbang.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Building Sandcastles
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 7,000

Summary: To Jared, Jensen has always been the most beautiful dragon to fly over the earth. But Jared never thought he had a shot, he was way too uncoordinated and un-dragony. But when the call went out for Jensen's mating competition, Jared decided to compete anyway. After all, if there was just a theoretical chance, Jared had to try. Unbeknownst to him, Jensen had his own plans.

Warnings/Kinks: dragons, dragon porn (sentient bestiality if you will), bottom!Jensen and a healthy dose of schmoop

Disclaimer: The boys are not mine, and I’m not sure in which universe this would ever happen

Notes: Merry Christmas everyone! Written for the kittehs, who prompted me with clumsy wooing dragon Jared. Betad by [livejournal.com profile] linvro21. All remaining mistakes are because she missed them. (Her words, not mine :D)

[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kjanddean
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 11,000

Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up

Warnings/Kinks: Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] linvro21’s prompt on [livejournal.com profile] j2_prompts, because today is her birthday and the awesomeness of her existence needs to be celebrated.

Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up for the stellar beta work, and to the general population of the kitteh gang for plotting help :)



Fic can be found here.

[livejournal.com profile] kjanddean’s amazing art is here. It is NSFW, obviously, and also a tad spoilery in nature.
[identity profile] ilikecrystals.livejournal.com
Title: Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Icon by LightTheSparks, I think
Summary: Fill for 'Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme' prompt by meus-venator : Jensen hated making deliveries out to Old man Morgan's house....although technically he'd never met Old man Morgan... he'd always had to leave the pizza out on the front porch and collect his money from the envelope left there for him. No, it wasn't old man Morgan he was worried about, it was the creepy drive through the woods.

Especially on Halloween, especially when you lived in Sleepy Hollow and where rumours of the headless horseman still persisted.

***

A/N and Warnings: So this is by FAR the strangest darn story I've ever written. It's ridiculous and absurd but it's just meant for fun so let your imagination work with me here, okay? It's damn hard writing Headless Horseman sex! I also didn't fill the prompt exactly - it's Jared and Jensen AU instead of Jensen and Jeff but I kept to the rest of it pretty well. This is also late because Halloween is officially over but here it is and I hope you enjoy it.

This story contains SLASH so if you don't like, don't read. As usual, please point out any errors or crap writing so I can fix. I love constructive criticism and reviews so bring 'em!


The call had come in late, after dark, the order handed to him and there was nothing for it but to deliver the damn thing.
[identity profile] sa-kun.livejournal.com
Title: the art of incubating dragon eggs
Author: sa_kun
Characters/Parings: Jared/Jensen, Misha/Vicky, Felicia Day (minor appearances by Holland Roden, Adrienne Pallicki & Julie McNiven)
Rating: R
Length: 28k
Warnings: There are occasional bouts of violence, blood and death in this fic, but no major characters die. There are indirect and direct mentions of torture and the after-effects, the same with war, but I don't go into graphic details. Some nakedness may occur but again, no details.
Summary: Jared thinks there must be something about him that screams "looking for trouble!" But he's not looking for it. Honest. He can't help it if it seems like everyone wants to hold a knife to his throat these days, or get him involved in mysterious treasure hunts that may or may not have a secret, sinister motive. Or maybe it's the dragon eggs -- the ones he found abandoned in a dilapidated cabin in the woods the other day, all wrapped up in blankets and practically sitting in a fire pit. Yeah, it's probably that, to be fair. And Madthr help him if this Jensen guy, with the too-bright eyes and the occasional claws (not to even mention the dress), isn't just bringing more chaos into his life. It's just... Well... There's something about him, okay? But then again... just what is he, exactly?

A/N: It was suggested to me that I should share my entry for the [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang challenge here. There are dragons it it. Also? Magic, trolls and other wondrous things.

GIF REC

Jul. 23rd, 2013 04:51 pm
[identity profile] citrusjava.livejournal.com


So, I came across this cracky silliness, And it looks like something people here could enjoy. Made me smile. I can't really rec it cause I don't know what to say, but baby Jensen chicks and Fay Wray Misha to Jared's King Kong... crack... bunnies... yay?
Check it out, if you have ten seconds.

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Note: I was just reminded this morning of the crackiest thing I've ever written (also probably my favorite), and then realized that I now have somewhere to post it lol!

Title: Mayhem and Rosey’s Almost-Not-Quite-Ultimately-Totally-Excellent Adventure
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Characters: Jared/Jensen and everyone who’s ever blinked on a CW show from the POV of Chad Michael Murray
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6400
Warnings: CRACK. Including but not limited to genderswap, dinosaurs, conjoined twins, little people orgies, and copious drug use to explain the rest of this sentence

Summary: Never accept drugs from a mime
[identity profile] tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com
Title: Promises to Keep
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2 with a side order of Misha/Gen
Word Count: 2,700
Warnings: None? First installment was dub-con.
Disclaimer: None of this happened.
Author's Note: Part 4 of Dryad. Written for [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Also fills the sex is interrupted square on my [livejournal.com profile] homebrewbingo card. Lovely art by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] dulcetine.
True story: I have like, 18 half finished stories on my hard drive and I finally decided a few days ago to polish up my fourth Dryad fic for this week's [livejournal.com profile] smpc.  And 24 hours before I was supposed to post, [livejournal.com profile] dulcetine posted her FANTASTIC art for this story :) Kismet? You decide.

Summary: Jared contemplates anniversary gifts, Misha adjusts to being human again, and Jared continues to have bad luck with dogs.

Promises to Keep

Dryad Masterpost
[identity profile] dulcetine.livejournal.com
 photo 8ba84d1b-97a0-4523-acfa-09489c07d5e7_zpsf2bad611.jpg

i really enjoyed the nymph!jensen series by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty and was inspired to draw two g-rated scenes + one especially cracky bonus gif. hope you enjoy the farty arts!


click below to view the art! :D
(hello, lovely oak tree)


ps. D:< if you haven't read the series yet... fo shame!! go read it ALLLL here :D or better yet go and reread it!
[identity profile] weekendship.livejournal.com
housewinchester
Really wanted to contribute something to this great community lot sooner but here it is now, J2/Winchester cracky thing; SPN/GoT crossover AU, the house Winchester and their dire wolf Impala.
[identity profile] dephigravity.livejournal.com
Title: Jensen Pride and the Color Guard
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Other Characters: Aldis, Chad, Chris, Danneel, Genevieve, Katie, Mike, Misha, Tom
Rating: G
Medium: Photoshop CS6 and Paint Tool Sai
Artist Notes: Just a little 80's cartoon AU to coincide with Pride month.


click for art.
[personal profile] meus_venator
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Beautiful J2 octopus/griffin by linart at deviantart.com check out more of their work
And this piece in particular here.
NOTE: Images were posted with permission from artist, do not to repost without permission.

Grown up J2 octopus/griffin under the cut... )
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