[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)
Author: keep_waking_up
Beta: deceptivemirror
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3825
Warnings: uber crack, creature!Jensen, comeplay, wings
A/N: This is an extremely belated birthday present for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief (and also doubles as my [livejournal.com profile] smpc).  Hopefully you enjoy the cracky goodness!
Summary: In which Jared’s king sends him out to a woo a maiden for him and the maiden turns out not to be a maiden.


[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: The Midnight Hour
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2818
Warnings: Fairy!Jensen, prostitution, wing kink

Summary: Jared has to admit that Chad is right when he sees the guy with the gossamer wings.
[identity profile] sanshal.livejournal.com
Title: Yardbird for a Dragon
Author: Sanshal
Characters/Pairings: J2
Genre: Fairytale (with a twist?)

Warnings:None :-)
Length: 5,451 words
Summary:
Prince Jared found his Prince-Consort under rather strange circumstances.
 Written for this prompt:
[For years there were tales of how Prince Jared's father saved his queen from a dragon. Now everyone believes its Jared's turn to save his own queen, like father like son or destiny or whatever. No one expected Jared to get TAKEN from the kingdom BY the dragon. Especially not the particularly nasty one currently threatening the kingdom for a few weeks/months/years.

So Jared deals with the shame of being a captured 'princess' while princes (or princesses, I'm not picky) and knights galore try to save him. Meanwhile, Jared starts getting to know his dragon captor and they strike up a friendship, maybe dragon!Jensen finds Jared's consistently failed attempts to rescue himself amusing and it starts to build a rapport between them and it turns out Jared is his mate.

Here's the twist to this fairy tale....instead of Jared having to save his princess from a dragon he has to find a way to save his (human) prince from the curse that locked him in dragon form.

I'd love to see Jared trying to rescue himself while being complete annoyed when anyone else tries to rescue him and secretly cheers dragon!Jensen on while he "defends" his captured "princess".]
Link to the story: HERE
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[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Pastoral in J-major
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 7300

Summary: Jensen is a lonely centaur who thinks he's never going to find true love until at the annual wine festival, his friends force convince him to take part in the mating ceremony

Warnings/Kinks: Crack, centaur porn, bottom!Jensen, blatant abuse of Greek mythology, also there are a lot of naked butts here, just saying and I'm indulging in the worst stereotypes ever. Apologies.

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up's prompt over at [livejournal.com profile] j2_prompts. Inspired by a sequence from Disney's Fantasia to Beethoven's Sixth Symphony. You should also check out [livejournal.com profile] kjanddean's amazing art for this prompt (NSFW).

I don't think [livejournal.com profile] linvro21 knew exactly what she was getting herself into when she offered to beta my stories, but I'm eternally grateful she did. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up for selfishly awesomely cheering me on during the late hours of the night.

[identity profile] tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com
Title: Promises to Keep
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2 with a side order of Misha/Gen
Word Count: 2,700
Warnings: None? First installment was dub-con.
Disclaimer: None of this happened.
Author's Note: Part 4 of Dryad. Written for [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Also fills the sex is interrupted square on my [livejournal.com profile] homebrewbingo card. Lovely art by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] dulcetine.
True story: I have like, 18 half finished stories on my hard drive and I finally decided a few days ago to polish up my fourth Dryad fic for this week's [livejournal.com profile] smpc.  And 24 hours before I was supposed to post, [livejournal.com profile] dulcetine posted her FANTASTIC art for this story :) Kismet? You decide.

Summary: Jared contemplates anniversary gifts, Misha adjusts to being human again, and Jared continues to have bad luck with dogs.

Promises to Keep

Dryad Masterpost
[identity profile] dulcetine.livejournal.com
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i really enjoyed the nymph!jensen series by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty and was inspired to draw two g-rated scenes + one especially cracky bonus gif. hope you enjoy the farty arts!


click below to view the art! :D
(hello, lovely oak tree)


ps. D:< if you haven't read the series yet... fo shame!! go read it ALLLL here :D or better yet go and reread it!
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