A Good Surprise (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)

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Title: A Good Surprise (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)
Word Count: ~780
Pairing/Character: Evil!Jensen/ Assistant!Jared, minions.
Rating: NC-17
Genre: J2 AU
Summary: Jensen's newest contraption (and it's effects) are a good surprise for Jared.
Note 1: Commentfic for blackrabbit42 who prompted me: "You know the torture scene from The Princess Bride? Like that, only with your adorable supervillian and his adorkable assistant, and more fondling. For research purposes of course."
Sssssst, I might have stolen borrowed some lines from the original scene.
Note 2: This ficlet follows three earlier fics in the Supervillain!Verse.

Read at my journal...
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Crack-Watch!

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I have to admit to avoiding the spn_j2_bigbang fics this year until I've completed my own  - because of the danger of getting side tracked. However, a happy coincidence led me to the art by dulcetine for goddess_julie 's 'Gone In an Instant (or Here Till The Bitter End)' and there is some superbly cracky and wonderful bonus art in the post, which cracked me up.

So, I thought - hang on, I might be missing important crack - WE might be missing important crack. We need to put combined reading and ogling skills into the crucial mission of identifying what cracky goodness lies within this year's Big Bang.

So I am asking for help. What have you found in this year's spn_j2_bigbang that qualifies as crack? Can we make the definitive list I wonder? Is anyone as remotely as crazy as me, to want this? Does anyone want to help out and comment, leaving links, as and when they find them? I'm pretty sure that Jared riding a Vespa in space, in mia6363 's Redacted (Investigation Ongoing) qualifies as our sort thing (and I am desperately covering my eyes to stop myself going to look, because I am NOT allowed to yet!).

*puppy/kitten/dragon/sloth (insert what works for you) eyes* at you all.