A Pet Owner’s Guide to Jareds (and Jensens)

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I don't usually participate in stuff like this. I'm more of a coward lurker. But this looked like fun, so...here's at least to trying?

Title: A Pet Owner’s Guide to Jareds (and Jensens)
Author: heartblowswild
Pairing/Characters: J2 (sort of?)
Genre: humor
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Length: 650+
Summary: So, you’ve decided to get a Jared. Congratulations! Caring for a Jared requires time, money, patience, and life long commitment. Still, having a Jared can be a very rewarding and fulfilling experience. Here’s a helpful guide for first time owners.

A Pet Owner’s Guide to Jareds (and Jensens)