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keep-waking-up.livejournal.com

Title: The One (Knot)

Author:

keep_waking_up

Beta:

deceptivemirror

Pairing: Jared/Jensen

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 2,216

Warnings: A/B/O, crack, knotting, fairytale curses, rimming, self-lubrication, heat, mating

Prompt: Prompted by

wendy to

alezig on twitter and I stole the prompt: Sword and the Stone-style: First one to make Jared’s knot pop gets to keep him. Many try, only Jensen (true love) succeeds.

Summary: Jared got cursed by the king from the neighboring kingdom, so Jared’s father cursed that king’s son right back. Sometimes things can really backfire.

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kinkajou.livejournal.com

Title: Penguin Fisting
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17 for pervs, G for normal people :P
Summary: not much to tell... alezig wants fisting, alezig gets fisting. Except how fisting scares me, so I turned it into crack :)
Warnings: I promise it is NOT what it sounds like... so you hopefully won't end up traumatized :D

art at my journal HERE

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ephermeralk.livejournal.com

( You're about to view content that the poster has marked as potentially inappropriate for anyone under the age of 18. )

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ashtraythief.livejournal.com

Title: Stirring up a Storm
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: 5,500

Summary: Jared is the God of Sports and occasionally he gets a little too caught up in his job. His boyfriend Jensen, the God of Weather, is not amused. So when Jensen withholds cold weather during the winter Olympics, Jared must come through for his followers and convince Jensen to give them real winter weather.

Warnings/Kinks: bottom!Jensen, the boys being gods (i.e. stubborn, entitled, self-absorbed assholes), PWP

Notes: Written for

deirdre_c's prompt on her Winter Olympics Porn Sam/Dean & J2 Comment-fic Meme and used for this month's

smpc. I have taken various liberties with sports and their schedules. But it’s for the sake of the porn, so I guess it’s alright?

Golden thanks to

linvro21 for the speedy beta, all mistakes you find stubbornly remained there because they like me so much.

This way to the porn

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keep-waking-up.livejournal.com

Title: Study Secrets

Author:

keep_waking_up

Beta:

deceptivemirror

Pairing: Jared/Jensen

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 2,907

Warnings: blink-and-you-miss-it spanking, schmoop, pining, college AU

Summary: For

smpc. Jared and Jensen have been roommates forever. Jensen’s got an interesting method of studying.

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Title: Head Over Hooves
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3138 words
Warnings: intoxicated were-moose Jared and attempted anatomically incorrect knotting

Summary: Jared turns 21 and his human friends tell him it's time to celebrate.

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annie46.livejournal.com

Title: Animal Magic
Author: Annie46
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 11,811 (split into 2 parts because of LJ's word limit)
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Summary: When he was five Jared wanted to 'Talk to the Animals' just like Doctor Doolittle. Somehow his wish was granted, but Jared soon found out that talking to the animals was no fairy tale. Alone at thirty and no sign of love on the horizon, Jared meets Jensen (a vet who is very meticulous) when he takes a stray dog to Jensen’s surgery. Can these two very different people find love and what will finally make Jared confess his deepest, darkest secret?

A/N: Written for

heartblowswild who was generous enough to buy me for Fandomaid.
I really hope you like this, and that it floats your boat!! I did try and use your prompt but being me a little angst crept in among the crack elements!

Thanks also to Debz for her sterling beta work – without her there would be no Annie46!

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keep-waking-up.livejournal.com

Title: The Unconventional Courtship of Jared the Human and Jensen the Shifter

Author:

keep_waking_up

Pairing: Jared/Jensen

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 7011

Warnings: werecat!Jensen, slight violence, talk about masturbation and porn, mentions of cults, confused!baffled!kitteh!Jensen who doesn’t know how to be human, drunkenness

Summary: Jensen has lived in the Village his whole life. One day, a big, strange man (that smells very good) comes and takes him away, only to tell him he’s not actually a cat—he’s a Shifter.

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herminekurotowa.livejournal.com

Title: Designs on You
Author/Artist:

iminurface
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: J2
Rating: nc-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: blow job, frottage, food
Wordcount: 26.500
Summary: Jared is Jensen's toy, but he longs to be so much more. With the help of true love and a little bit of magic, he just might get his wish.

Reccer's notes: Jared is a dildo. That is reason enough to read

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Title: The Midnight Hour
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2818
Warnings: Fairy!Jensen, prostitution, wing kink

Summary: Jared has to admit that Chad is right when he sees the guy with the gossamer wings.

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ashtraythief.livejournal.com

Title: Building Sandcastles
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 7,000

Summary: To Jared, Jensen has always been the most beautiful dragon to fly over the earth. But Jared never thought he had a shot, he was way too uncoordinated and un-dragony. But when the call went out for Jensen's mating competition, Jared decided to compete anyway. After all, if there was just a theoretical chance, Jared had to try. Unbeknownst to him, Jensen had his own plans.

Warnings/Kinks: dragons, dragon porn (sentient bestiality if you will), bottom!Jensen and a healthy dose of schmoop

Disclaimer: The boys are not mine, and I’m not sure in which universe this would ever happen

Notes: Merry Christmas everyone! Written for the kittehs, who prompted me with clumsy wooing dragon Jared. Betad by

linvro21. All remaining mistakes are because she missed them. (Her words, not mine :D)

Merry Christmas everyone! (Here be the porn)

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candygramme.livejournal.com

Title: "If Wishes Were Horses"

Author:

candygramme

Pairing: J2

Rating: NC17

Fandom: J2 AU?

Wordcount: 6,000 on the nose

Beta: The incomparable

spoonlessone

Author's notes: This is silly, and it's the first think I've written since July. It was done for

spn_j2_xmas and squeaked in just in time. Phew!

If Wishes Were Horses

Current Mood: relieved
Current Location: drowning in wrapping paper.
Current Music: Radioactive - Imagine Dragons

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herminekurotowa.livejournal.com

Title: The true Meaning of Bedspreads

Author: herminekurotowa

Fabulous beta: linvro21

Fandom: RPS, AU

Pairings: Jensen/Jared

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: I own everything. Except the boys. And the sun. Oh, there are the nice guys with my white jacket.

Word count: ca. 580

Warnings: schmoop, crack, too many calories

Summary: What happens when Jared gets hungry.

A/N: This is my Christmas present for somersault_j because she has been such a good girl. Merry Christmas!

As seen in this post, she loves some nice food porn. Unfortunately, I'm not good at writing porn, but I'm good at eating.

This way to calories galore.

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disneymagics.livejournal.com

Title: Green Wings and Shiny Things (5/5)
Author: Disneymagics
Rating: NC17
Pairing: J2
Characters: Jared, Jensen, Christian, Misha, Alona, and Felicia
Genre: H/C, Crack, RPS
Disclaimer: None of these people belong to me; they all belong to themselves. None of this is true in any way, shape or form. I made it all up, obviously, Jensen is not a green-winged fairy.
Warnings: M/M, naked fairies, touch starvation
Word Count: 5,000 this part (14,800 in total)
Summary: Written in response to a prompt by

angelzfurys at spnkink-meme. Jensen loves his friends and his life in the meadow, but his curiosity about the humans who will soon be moving into the houses beyond the tree line on the other side of the meadow leads him to undertake an adventure. Traveling alone is dangerous for a fairy. Everything is bigger than they are and, although they have some protective magic, it often isn't enough. Add in the very real risk of touch starvation and it's easy to see how this adventure could end in tragedy.
A/N: The icon I am using was made by

etoile_etiolee for a story she is currently writing. All the beautiful artwork for this story was also made by her (check out the gorgeous piece at the end). Thank you sweetie!

Start at the beginning ( Chapter 1 )

Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Location: Schmoop Meadow
Current Music: The House Rules by Christian Kane

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brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com

Title: Three Steps Past Triton
Author:

brutti_ma_buoni
Fandom/Genre: SPN: space adventure
Pairing(s): Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 24000
Warnings:
Artist:

cassiopeia7
Art Masterpost: All the AMAZING art for this fic - seriously, you have to click here! (Story spoilers, beware.)

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Summary: Jensen is a space captain. Jared is a space whore. When Jensen gives Jared just one chance, the kid takes it. They travel through hell and beyond, though that's partly astronomy, not metaphor. And in the end, maybe it wasn't the kid that needed saving.

Originally for a prompt in the To Boldly Go ficathon hosted by

deirdre_c. I posted a little ficlet, and couldn't let it go. This, um, happened. And then, amazingly,

cassiopeia7 happened, and made me think about practicalities and aerodynamics, and just what Hell's Gate should look like – and just look at what she made for this story. We hope you love both fic and art; we definitely loved creating them!

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five

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meus_venator

So I made the terrible mistake of showing

kinkyheels the mind boggeling link from WTFFanFiction over on tumblr of "Words Used to Describe Genitals".

And she of course had to do a post on it and now she and

somersault_j are off to the races writing an on the fly fic trying to use all the many colourful expressions from the post.

You have to go take a look, it is J2 crack at it's finest and I'm sure they'd welcome anyone to come and play. I'd love if the final fic got put together and posted, but for now go here to read the dubious adventures of
Jared's throbbing giggle stick and Jensen's purple headed warrior.

( Images in your head... )

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Title: The State of Their Union
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2221
Warnings: inappropriate casting of CWRPF characters in important leadership positions. And rimming.

Summary: Secret Service agents Padalecki and Ackles can't seem to keep it in their pants. It's not a problem until President Collins is almost assassinated. Oops.

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ashtraythief.livejournal.com

Title: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
Author:

ashtraythief
Artist:

kjanddean
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 11,000

Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up

Warnings/Kinks: Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets

Notes: Written for

linvro21’s prompt on

j2_prompts, because today is her birthday and the awesomeness of her existence needs to be celebrated.

Huge thanks to

keep_waking_up for the stellar beta work, and to the general population of the kitteh gang for plotting help :)

Fic can be found here.

kjanddean’s amazing art is here. It is NSFW, obviously, and also a tad spoilery in nature.

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tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com

Yes, I'm a day late but due to storms in the area last night, I'm just now leaving to take my nieces trick-or-treating. (I will be the Transylvanian from Rocky Horror, a reference nobody in my family will get.)

Here's my contribution to the Kettle of Trouble meme. It didn't answer a prompt but it is Halloween-y and cracky.

Title: Once
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2
Word Count: 2,500
Disclaimer: None of this happened.

Summary: Once upon a time I could control myself... -Pearl Jam

Read on LJ

or

AO3

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ilikecrystals.livejournal.com

Title: Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Icon by LightTheSparks, I think
Summary: Fill for 'Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme' prompt by meus-venator : Jensen hated making deliveries out to Old man Morgan's house....although technically he'd never met Old man Morgan... he'd always had to leave the pizza out on the front porch and collect his money from the envelope left there for him. No, it wasn't old man Morgan he was worried about, it was the creepy drive through the woods.

Especially on Halloween, especially when you lived in Sleepy Hollow and where rumours of the headless horseman still persisted.

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A/N and Warnings: So this is by FAR the strangest darn story I've ever written. It's ridiculous and absurd but it's just meant for fun so let your imagination work with me here, okay? It's damn hard writing Headless Horseman sex! I also didn't fill the prompt exactly - it's Jared and Jensen AU instead of Jensen and Jeff but I kept to the rest of it pretty well. This is also late because Halloween is officially over but here it is and I hope you enjoy it.

This story contains SLASH so if you don't like, don't read. As usual, please point out any errors or crap writing so I can fix. I love constructive criticism and reviews so bring 'em!

The call had come in late, after dark, the order handed to him and there was nothing for it but to deliver the damn thing.

Current Mood: determined
Current Location: My computer-My lifeline
Current Music: Mirrors

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Entries tagged with rating:nc-17

Fic: The One (Knot)

ART: Penguin Fisting (J2, NC-17 - except if you look at it in a non-pervy way-, crack)

Sappy on the Inside

Fic: Stirring up a Storm

Fic: Study Secrets

FIC: Head Over Hooves (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

Animal Magic

Fic: The Unconventional Courtship of Jared the Human and Jensen the Shifter

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FIC: The Midnight Hour (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

Building Sandcastles

"If Wishes Were Horses" J2 NC17

The true Meaning of Bedspreads

Green Wings and Shiny Things 5/5

Three Steps Past Triton (J2, NC17)

Playing Fast and Loose with the 'peen' word

FIC: The State of Their Union (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World (Fic + Art)

Happy Halloween!

Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman

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