3 fics

Jun. 1st, 2017 05:21 pm
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[personal profile] walking_tornado
A/N: I'm not great at crossposting, so I have a bit of a backlog. The humour is these is closer to mild slapstick than to true crack, but I think they might belong here anyway. :)

Title: Would-be Thieves
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Beta: [personal profile] firesign10
Genre: RPF non-AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: A security guard stumbles upon a tipsy Jared and Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth

Title: The Naked Cowboy
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Beta: [personal profile] firesign10
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~6k
Summary: Jared’s vacation takes a turn for the better when he snaps a photo of naked Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth

Title: Cake Jumping
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, (implied future Jared/Jensen/JDM)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~800 words
Summary: Jared surprises Jensen on his birthday.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth
[identity profile] fanboi214.livejournal.com
Title: We Could Be Heroes (Ch 2)
Pairing: Jared/Jensen(/Jensen/Jensen)
Warnings: None
Rating: Pg-13 at the second (plan to go NC-17 in the final chapter though)
Summary: Jensen cannot decide what costume to wear to the annual Supernatural Halloween party, not that it matters. Jensen is too busy to attend anyway. When he jokingly tells Jared he wishes he could send a clone in his place things get weird.
Word Count: 3,364
[identity profile] fanboi214.livejournal.com
Title: We Could Be Heroes
Pairing: Jared/Jensen(/Jensen/Jensen)
Warnings: None
Rating: G for now (plan to go NC-17 in the final chapter though)
Summary: Jensen cannot decide what costume to wear to the annual Supernatural Halloween party, not that it matters. Jensen is too busy to attend anyway. When he jokingly tells Jared he wishes he could send a clone in his place things get weird.
Word Count: 837

[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

Read at my LJ
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Better Than a Chocolate Bunny
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Wordcount: 1.3k
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen one-ups the Easter Bunny.

Read at my LJ
[personal profile] meus_venator

I can't get the words to the Depeche Mode song "Personal Jesus" out of my head as I look at this.
Click on the link and stare into Jensen's eyes as you listen to it *g*
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares

Oh Jensen, you got the power.
Image courtesy of tumblr, but I'm not sure whose.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Late Nights at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000

Summary: Jared and Jensen really love each other. With Chad’s help, they take the next step.
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared, panda!Jensen, schmoop, porn
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Ever. Seriously.
Notes: This month’s [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Timestamp to Night at the Zoo, in which Jared the tiger falls in love with Jensen the panda and despite zoo fences, they make it work. Written for my kittehs [livejournal.com profile] alycat, [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up, and [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou who demanded wished for tiger/panda porn for Christmas Valentine’s. To the absolute surprise to no one, I obliged. I still know nothing about zoo procedures. Many, many thanks for [livejournal.com profile] fiercelynormal for the beta!

This way to the porn!
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Holding his own
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)

Link to fic on LJ
Link to fic on AO3
[identity profile] justmep2.livejournal.com
Please note, This is a SPN vid with a surprise non-AU RPF J2 centered vidlet at the end (around 2:25) that I consider crack. It's not listed on the genres because it's supposed to be a surprise. I'm not a RPS shipper and new to this comm, if this doesn't fit with the community rules please delete it.

Title: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas // Heavenly Christmas
Vidder: [livejournal.com profile] justmep2
Characters: Sam & Dean / Jensen, Jared, Mark and Misha
[John, Mary, Cas, Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Charlie, Kevin, Jody, Garth, Gabriel, Ash AND Jensen, Jared, Misha and Mark. Plus a drunk Santa.]
Genre: Feel-good, fluff, holiday, humor
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG
Music: Jason Manns ft. Jensen Ackles (!) - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Rock version by Johnny Copland on YouTube
Length: 3.05m
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Summary: What lays in Sam and Dean's heaven? A little fluffy Christmas vid with Jensen singing plus a rocking surprise, so make sure to watch until the end! Because even the Winchesters deserve a break for Christmas. Happy holidays!
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: Delicious
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2131 words
Warnings: Goldilocks!Jensen, Big Bad Wolf Jared, somnophilia (noncon), knotting, wolfy behavior, bastardization of fairy tale characters, crack

Summary: Jensen the Narcoleptic goes in search of the Big Bad Wolf to get his best friend's red cape back.
[identity profile] ilikecrystals.livejournal.com

Title: No Place Like Home
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Chad
Rating: R/Mature
WARNING: This story contains Slash, Anal, Oral and Multiple Partners so if you don't like, don't read. Oh yeah and it's really sappy, too.

Summary: REALLY Late fill for Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme for somersault-j's prompt:

Chad can't believe his freaking luck. On his way home from some lame Halloween party, he finds free porn in the park. Just right there, the huge lion putting his big dick into that chick in the blue dress. Chad, still a little drunk, is sure they won't mind that the scarecrow is about to join them.

"I put a spell on youoooo and now you're miinnnneeee," A hoot owl screeches above him and flies away in disgust as Chad sings the song as loud as he can...

[personal profile] meus_venator


Title: Watch Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] fufaraw
Paring: surveillance camera!Jared/ surveillance camera!Jensen
Genre: RPF AU, crack!fic
Rating: PG
Length: 5,500

Warnings: Inanimate object J's
Summary: Jensen was a top of the line video surveillance camera, until he wasn’t.

Author’s Note: This was prompted by a video cam gif by everything1s that was posted by [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june and I immediately thought of J2 surveillance camera fic...
* shakes head * I’m so far gone I see them in everything, at least I’m not alone.
So it seems only right to gift this fic to [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june, not only for inspiring it to begin with, but because she is the enabler of all things J2 and fuels us daily with awesome images and snippets about the boys.
Thank you for sharing the bounty hon!

gif by everything1s

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Jensen had always taken his career in security seriously, for him it wasn’t just a job it was a calling. Maybe because his dad had been part of Nasa’s JPL Sentry System program from the early sixties patrolling and protecting earth, but for whatever reason, a career in security was hardwired into him. It ran in other parts of the family too, with his mom and grandmother also coming from a strong if slightly lower profile surveillance background.

[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
We got some wonderful fills over at the J2 Mockumentary and Gag Reel comment-fic meme.

In case you missed any of these wonderful fills here's a quick list of all the ones that we received:
Click for the list )

A HUGE THANKS from me, and [livejournal.com profile] sleepypercy to everyone who came out to prompt, write, or comment! We had so much fun, and hope you did too!!
[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com
Found this sexy slash video - it's a mind bender... Dean/Alec


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