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Title: Night at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R (for language? Rating might change later)
Words: ~ 5,800 (this part)

Summary: Jared is a lonely tiger at the zoo who just wants a friend to cuddle with. His quest seems hopeless until he meets panda Jensen
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared and panda!Jensen, crack (obviously), incorrect portrayal of animal life at the zoo and complete and utter schmoop
Disclaimer: The boys don’t belong to me. Do I really need to tell you that this never happened?
Notes: For inspiration, I looked at the panda cam at the San Diego Zoo and several of their videos. You should all go over there and flail over babypanda cuteness.
Thanks to my awesome beta linvro21 for making it pretty.

Part One (Part Two should follow in a couple of days)

Title: Stirring up a Storm
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: 5,500

Summary: Jared is the God of Sports and occasionally he gets a little too caught up in his job. His boyfriend Jensen, the God of Weather, is not amused. So when Jensen withholds cold weather during the winter Olympics, Jared must come through for his followers and convince Jensen to give them real winter weather.

Warnings/Kinks: bottom!Jensen, the boys being gods (i.e. stubborn, entitled, self-absorbed assholes), PWP

Notes: Written for deirdre_c's prompt on her Winter Olympics Porn Sam/Dean & J2 Comment-fic Meme and used for this month's smpc. I have taken various liberties with sports and their schedules. But it’s for the sake of the porn, so I guess it’s alright?

Golden thanks to linvro21 for the speedy beta, all mistakes you find stubbornly remained there because they like me so much.

Title: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
Author: ashtraythief
Artist: kjanddean
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 11,000

Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up

Warnings/Kinks: Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets

Notes: Written for linvro21’s prompt on j2_prompts, because today is her birthday and the awesomeness of her existence needs to be celebrated.

Huge thanks to keep_waking_up for the stellar beta work, and to the general population of the kitteh gang for plotting help :)



Fic can be found here.

kjanddean’s amazing art is here. It is NSFW, obviously, and also a tad spoilery in nature.